People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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