I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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