On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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