i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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