So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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