Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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