STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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