it wasn't lemon gatorade
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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