In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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