I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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