Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you will always have a special place in my vag
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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