Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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