No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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