I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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