I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
my sisters under your porch take her home
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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