Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
should my penis look like a turkey
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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