Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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