You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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