Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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