I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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