So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I want to stick my p in your. b.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
