So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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