i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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