North Korea, Best Korea!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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