her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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