oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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