Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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