walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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