are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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