She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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