smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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