At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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