he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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