and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I am spending my child support on dildos
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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