i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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