I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I faked an abortion last night.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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