Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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