Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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