the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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