I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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