I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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