he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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