Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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