All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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