um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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