I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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