Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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