Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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