So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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