It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I could fuck to npr.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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